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It was a fuckin zoo at work today – every guy tried to look smooth and cool in their Military outfits or Pirate/Vampire costumes and every thin slut appropriately dressed in skimpy, sexy, revealing cutsie uniforms (French maids, cute animals, etc.) and I didn’t dress up at all. I was going to wear my Phantom of the Opera gear, but to be honest with you, I don’t give a shit about pleasing the people I work with… I’m not fuckin any of them – well, not yet anyway, so why do I need to conform?

The day went by fine as people gathered for picture taking throughout the day and during lunch we all gathered in the break room for the best dressed costume contest and, of course, the sluttiest broad in the room won. I did enjoy looking at all the skanks for who they really are as it showed in their costumes… I don’t think I can look at them the same ever again (which is a damn good thing).

I just arrived home from work and I needed a nap because the 18 year old and I were going to go to a Halloween party tonight – the theme was “Eyes Wide Shut” and I don’t know if you have ever seen that movie my brothers, but it was just one big orgy fest—so I am anticipating a very, very good time.

But before I nap, I would like my imagination to roam free, so after I smoke this purple kush, I’m going to cruise on over to Trashytoons.com. There are funny and creative comic strips that will get me in the fuckin mood to party. With a FREE TRIAL, there is no way I can pass this opportunity up – my mission tonight is to try something sexually with a skank I’ve never met before. What that something is, only TrashyToons.com will tell me… damn, this weed is good.

OMG! What do you do if you recognize one of your friends kids in a PORNO movie you’re watching??!! I have some older friends from when I was at college, and this one couple, Cheryl and Tom, have an adorable 18 year old, Suzi, who I thought was as pure as the driven snow!

Then I discovered her baring ALL (and more) at one of my fave porn sites, Cherry Filled Sex. Now what do I do? It’s not like I can pick up the phone and say ‘Hey Cheryl, you’ll never guess where I saw Suzi the other day!’ LOL

Ugh, the dilemma’s that life presents us with. Why can’t things stay simple? My porn voyeurism should be for fun, not for discovering my friends’ kids getting naked and fucking on cam! Suzi seems to be pretty talented though, and I have no doubt she’ll be moving up in the porn world if she keeps performing such hot, naughty acts on film! But I think this is something that mommy and daddy need to find out on their own, I’ve decided I’m gonna keep my nose out of the whole thing!

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6 all natural sluts in this cast of sexy ladies. First up, the ultra hot redhead Katja Kassin entices two cocks in her ass at the same time. Asian/French babe Katsumi does plenty of deep throat, anal sex, ATM and she swallows her partner’s seed. Jasmine gets dp’d. Corina has her panties stuffed inside her pussy and then her mouth. Tiffany is submissive to two dudes. And the exotic looking Dana Vespoli finishes things up with cum on her face. I Love Em Natural – who doesn’t?

Katja is a sexy redhead who briefly touches herself. Steve enters where Katja is slowly giving Manual head. Steve spanks Katja’s butt a few times before she blows both dudes. Katja rides Steve’s cock in her pussy, and then her ass, while Manuel fucks her mouth, and the dudes switch places. Katja is double penetrated, sucks cock ass to mouth, and she takes both cocks in her ass at the same time. There are also some shots of Katja’s gaping asshole. The dudes jerk off and cum on Katja’s face, tongue and chest.

Katsumi is a sexy Asian babe. After a solo, she gives Lee an intense bj, licking his balls and deep throating included. Afterwards, they move straight into anal sex and in different positions. Lee chokes her while drilling her ass. Katsumi sucks Lee’s cock ATM before riding his cock in her ass reverse cowgirl. She gets off as he strokes off and cums on her tongue and chin. Katsumi swallows Lee’s cum and The Whackman had to wipe the fuckin screen.

Jasmine, a sexy Euro blonde, is wearing a white bra and panties while playing with herself. She blows Manuel while Steve fingers and licks her asshole. Steve next receives head while Manuel munches on pussy. Each dude fucks Jasmine in her pussy and ass while she sucks on the other dudes cock. Jasmine goes ATM and then is double penetrated. Jasmine rims each dude’s asshole with her tongue, and she’s spanked a few times. Each dude jerks off and cums on Jasmine’s face and mouth until both loads are in her mouth before swallowing.

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Corina is a cute, slender brunette with small titties. She plays with herself briefly before taking Benjamin’s cock deep into her mouth. Corina masturbates while Benjamin fucks her mouth. She then rims Benjamin’s asshole. Benjamin briefly tastes Corina’s pussy before plugging her missionary and in the common positions. He inserts her panties inside her pussy and has her taste them. He briefly fucks her pussy with his big toe and has her taste it. Benjamin cums in Corina’s mouth and on her chin and she happily swallows his cum.

Tiffany, a busty blonde, is treated like a slave, sucking the food off of Benjamin’s cock as she blows both dudes. Benjamin swats her tits while she blows Mr. Pete. She deep throats both dudes and gets her face slapped here and there. Benjamin fingers her pussy and slaps her butt cheeks. Food is stuffed in Tiffany’s mouth while she’s made to suck cock and get fucked. The dudes talk dirty to Tiffany and rail her in the ass and spank her. Tiffany performs ass to mouth cocksucking and she receives a messy facial.

Dana, a pretty brunette, gets out of a tub, puts on panties and goes into another room where she blows Ben He slaps her face with his cock and they screw in a few positions. Dana rubs her clit and cums while riding Ben reverse cowgirl. Ben cums on Dana’s face—she tastes some cum as she sucks on Ben’s cock.

I Love Em Natural is a good flick that went straight to the sex – foreplay, and females receiving oral, was non-existent. The cast had good chemistry and the whores were enthusiastic in their performance. The Whackman even learned a couple of new things, ttm (toe to mouth), and suspended bridge (girl suspended horizontally, facing up, dicked at both ends). Katsumi is our Dime Piece here as her submissive nature contributed to the 7 loads of love juice spat out of The Whackman’s love machine.

6 all natural sluts in this cast of sexy ladies. First up, the ultra hot redhead Katja Kassin entices two cocks in her ass at the same time. Asian/French babe Katsumi does plenty of deep throat, anal sex, ATM and she swallows her partner’s seed. Jasmine gets dp’d. Corina has her panties stuffed inside her pussy and then her mouth. Tiffany is submissive to two dudes. And the exotic looking Dana Vespoli finishes things up with cum on her face. I Love Em Natural – who doesn’t?

Katja is a sexy redhead who briefly touches herself. Steve enters where Katja is slowly giving Manual head. Steve spanks Katja’s butt a few times before she blows both dudes. Katja rides Steve’s cock in her pussy, and then her ass, while Manuel fucks her mouth, and the dudes switch places. Katja is double penetrated, sucks cock ass to mouth, and she takes both cocks in her ass at the same time. There are also some shots of Katja’s gaping asshole. The dudes jerk off and cum on Katja’s face, tongue and chest.

Katsumi is a sexy Asian babe. After a solo, she gives Lee an intense bj, licking his balls and deep throating included. Afterwards, they move straight into anal sex and in different positions. Lee chokes her while drilling her ass. Katsumi sucks Lee’s cock ATM before riding his cock in her ass reverse cowgirl. She gets off as he strokes off and cums on her tongue and chin. Katsumi swallows Lee’s cum and The Whackman had to wipe the fuckin screen.

Jasmine, a sexy Euro blonde, is wearing a white bra and panties while playing with herself. She blows Manuel while Steve fingers and licks her asshole. Steve next receives head while Manuel munches on pussy. Each dude fucks Jasmine in her pussy and ass while she sucks on the other dudes cock. Jasmine goes ATM and then is double penetrated. Jasmine rims each dude’s asshole with her tongue, and she’s spanked a few times. Each dude jerks off and cums on Jasmine’s face and mouth until both loads are in her mouth before swallowing.

~~~~~~ CLICK HERE TO VIEW VIDEO ~~~~~~

Corina is a cute, slender brunette with small titties. She plays with herself briefly before taking Benjamin’s cock deep into her mouth. Corina masturbates while Benjamin fucks her mouth. She then rims Benjamin’s asshole. Benjamin briefly tastes Corina’s pussy before plugging her missionary and in the common positions. He inserts her panties inside her pussy and has her taste them. He briefly fucks her pussy with his big toe and has her taste it. Benjamin cums in Corina’s mouth and on her chin and she happily swallows his cum.

Tiffany, a busty blonde, is treated like a slave, sucking the food off of Benjamin’s cock as she blows both dudes. Benjamin swats her tits while she blows Mr. Pete. She deep throats both dudes and gets her face slapped here and there. Benjamin fingers her pussy and slaps her butt cheeks. Food is stuffed in Tiffany’s mouth while she’s made to suck cock and get fucked. The dudes talk dirty to Tiffany and rail her in the ass and spank her. Tiffany performs ass to mouth cocksucking and she receives a messy facial.

Dana, a pretty brunette, gets out of a tub, puts on panties and goes into another room where she blows Ben He slaps her face with his cock and they screw in a few positions. Dana rubs her clit and cums while riding Ben reverse cowgirl. Ben cums on Dana’s face—she tastes some cum as she sucks on Ben’s cock.

I Love Em Natural is a good flick that went straight to the sex – foreplay, and females receiving oral, was non-existent. The cast had good chemistry and the whores were enthusiastic in their performance. The Whackman even learned a couple of new things, ttm (toe to mouth), and suspended bridge (girl suspended horizontally, facing up, dicked at both ends). Katsumi is our Dime Piece here as her submissive nature contributed to the 7 loads of love juice spat out of The

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With all the damn southern California smoke still lingering in the air, I didn’t feel like doin a damn thing except for marinating on my couch and smoking the purple kush. The 18 year old was going to come by after school in about an hour or so, so that gave me time to just sit back and relax and collect my thoughts. Although yesterday I didn’t do anything too strenuous, I was still in a lazy ass mood. I think work is taking a fuckin toll on me …

After watching That 70’s Show in syndication, I found my left hand just wandering to my manhood as if they had a relationship goin on without needin consent from me. It was rock hard for no fuckin reason. Don’t get me wrong, the chicks in this show are pretty hot, but I feel like my cock is controlling the fuck out of me. I wanted to resist the temptation of touching myself and wait for the 18 year old to suck me off so I changed the channel and tried watching some animal planet—but that shit didn’t work either.

Before I knew it, I was surfing the computer (and I seriously don’t know how the fuck I got there – must’ve been the weed) and just letting the mouse take me away. I saw a survey on the hottest celebrity over 40 and after lookin at all of those sexy, experienced celebs (most of them moms now), I needed a motherfuckin MILF to get me off. There is something about a woman who attempts to take control in the bedroom that turns me on—because I’m always the aggressor. I’ll put a slut in her place.

Bridgette and Taylor, on MILFvixen.com are the definition of sexy and cute. From an old school MILF to a new school teen, it was the best of both worlds for me. It was such a work of art (and the kush may have played a part in my analysis) to see Bridgette show Taylor what sex is all about. I wanted to sandwich myself in between the experienced teacher and the newbie student. My cock was pleasantly satisfied and just in time, because my “girlfriend” arrived about ten minutes after I cleaned up.

Halloween is almost upon us! Wednesday will be for scaring all the little critters who come by seeking candy treats, but the weekend was mine, ALL mine (and a ton of other young adults) to partake of some frivolous fantasy, and BOO cake!

Eat, drink and be merry! Of course, maybe like me, you’re more interested in some of the OTHER kind of boo cake that these slutty babes can provide…

Now that’s the ticket! I noticed that Halloween always seems to bring out the crazies and gets people doing things they generally wouldn’t do. It made for a helluva better party that way though! There were people fucking in the corner of the room while the devil danced with an angel of light in the middle of the dancefloor! Haha, only at Halloween!

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The Whackman can appreciate a sexy big girl — they are shade in the winter and heat in the summer. So let’s take a dip into the Chunky Girls Club and see if they are certified to be in the big beautiful women niche…

When cute little redhead Gen doubts that chunky dirty blonde Roxy is really a lesbian, she puts her to the test and pulls out her pink vibrator—she goes right to work on Roxy’s bald beaver with her tongue and a purple vibe. She holds the vibe on Roxy’s pussy as she fucks her with the fleshy dildo Roxy has. Roxy holds a second vibe on her clit while Gen fucks her, and gets into it to the point that Gen wonders if Roxy is really a dyke. She lays back for Roxy to prove it to her tonguing her twat, and even lets her work on her shaved pussy with a pink vibe. After Roxy makes her cum Gen finally admits that Roxy is a dyke.

When Gen tells big boned brunette Tanya about the “hook-nosed heifer” at the man-haters club, Tanya offers to try to make things better. She goes after Gen’s sweet little titties with her hands and then strips off her own top so Gen can go after her big fat titties in return. After they work back and forth, Gen and Tanya strip down and Gen dives into Tanya’s bushy beaver. Gen moves on to fuck Tanya with G-spot vibe that her body swallows up as quick as if it were a jelly donut, and after Tanya cums, Gen lies back so that Tanya can get some. After Tanya tongues it a bit, she adds a purple vibrator to Gen’s pussy and helps Gen to have another orgasm.

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Roxy sends off for a mail order lesbian Ginger, a chunky Oriental. Roxy strips down and has Ginger start eating her muff. She breaks out a toy to start fucking Roxy before stripping down and lying back so Roxy can eat her in return. She takes out her fleshy dildo to quickly move on to penetrating Ginger’s shaved slit, and after a bit, hops on the other end of it with Ginger. Ginger bends over so she can watch Ginger’s ass jiggle as she fucks her from behind before lying back and letting Ginger get up in it again.

Dark and chunky Nikki finishes things out with her visit to Roxy’s Man-haters Club. She goes right to working on Roxy’s pussy with a pocket rocket and a dildo, and works her over to a nice orgasm. Nikki breaks out her big fat titties and lies back for Roxy to work her over with a purple dildo in return. Roxy works her over to a couple nice orgasms before they realize that they don’t hate men—they’re just fat.

Chunky Girls Club is an enjoyable all chunky girl movie. The setups for the scenes and the movie are simple, but work well and have some fun and tasteless humor. Roxy and Gen do a nice job leading the movie, and have nice chemistry with all of their partners; however, the scenes are a bit limited—it gives the scenes a feeling of sameness even though there are a few minor differences in each scene. Surprisingly, The Whackman enjoyed the entire movie and although it’s no classic of western cinema, The Whackman dropped 4 satisfying loads.

The Whackman can appreciate a sexy big girl — they are shade in the winter and heat in the summer. So let’s take a dip into the Chunky Girls Club and see if they are certified to be in the big beautiful women niche…

When cute little redhead Gen doubts that chunky dirty blonde Roxy is really a lesbian, she puts her to the test and pulls out her pink vibrator—she goes right to work on Roxy’s bald beaver with her tongue and a purple vibe. She holds the vibe on Roxy’s pussy as she fucks her with the fleshy dildo Roxy has. Roxy holds a second vibe on her clit while Gen fucks her, and gets into it to the point that Gen wonders if Roxy is really a dyke. She lays back for Roxy to prove it to her tonguing her twat, and even lets her work on her shaved pussy with a pink vibe. After Roxy makes her cum Gen finally admits that Roxy is a dyke.

When Gen tells big boned brunette Tanya about the “hook-nosed heifer” at the man-haters club, Tanya offers to try to make things better. She goes after Gen’s sweet little titties with her hands and then strips off her own top so Gen can go after her big fat titties in return. After they work back and forth, Gen and Tanya strip down and Gen dives into Tanya’s bushy beaver. Gen moves on to fuck Tanya with G-spot vibe that her body swallows up as quick as if it were a jelly donut, and after Tanya cums, Gen lies back so that Tanya can get some. After Tanya tongues it a bit, she adds a purple vibrator to Gen’s pussy and helps Gen to have another orgasm.

~~~~~~ CLICK HERE TO VIEW VIDEO ~~~~~~

Roxy sends off for a mail order lesbian Ginger, a chunky Oriental. Roxy strips down and has Ginger start eating her muff. She breaks out a toy to start fucking Roxy before stripping down and lying back so Roxy can eat her in return. She takes out her fleshy dildo to quickly move on to penetrating Ginger’s shaved slit, and after a bit, hops on the other end of it with Ginger. Ginger bends over so she can watch Ginger’s ass jiggle as she fucks her from behind before lying back and letting Ginger get up in it again.

Dark and chunky Nikki finishes things out with her visit to Roxy’s Man-haters Club. She goes right to working on Roxy’s pussy with a pocket rocket and a dildo, and works her over to a nice orgasm. Nikki breaks out her big fat titties and lies back for Roxy to work her over with a purple dildo in return. Roxy works her over to a couple nice orgasms before they realize that they don’t hate men—they’re just fat.

Chunky Girls Club is an enjoyable all chunky girl movie. The setups for the scenes and the movie are simple, but work well and have some fun and tasteless humor. Roxy and Gen do a nice job leading the movie, and have nice chemistry with all of their partners; however, the scenes are a bit limited—it gives the scenes a feeling of sameness even though there are a few minor differences in each scene. Surprisingly, The Whackman enjoyed the entire movie and although it’s no classic of western cinema, The Whackman dropped 4 satisfying loads.

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